Conkers is a game about hit­ting things.

With your mouse.

In high-qual­i­ty (soft­ware ren­dered!) antialiased 2D graph­ics with fram­er­ates so smooth you’ll be able to snort lines off your mon­i­tor as you play.

OK, so the YouTube video is at 20 FPS because my screen recorder sucks, but you get the idea.


Down­load 64-bit Win­dows bina­ries (12MB)

Source code is avail­able from my GitHub repos­i­to­ry


  1. Launch the game
  2. Move your mouse
  3. Press SPACE to start